Wanna piss off your boss, sibling, or frienemy without looking obvious? Use astrology to your advantage!! There are twelve astrological signs in the zodiac, each with their own set of unique personality traits (and flaws). To maximize the impact of your instigating use the tips below to turn water signs to steam, fire signs to fury, air signs to wind storms, and earth signs to livelihood.
Warning: Proceed with caution! Especially when dealing with Scorpios!
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)- This shouldn't be difficult, considering Aries is the most competitive sign of the zodiac and also a fire sign. Fire signs have a short fuse FYI. To anger this ram you must simply one-up them. Whatever they do, do it just a little bit better and make sure to gloat a little.
Taurus (Apr 20- May 20)- This might take a while, because Taurus are very patient! Possessive by nature, invasion of space or property (lovers or spouses are considered property to these folk) is probably the best way to go. While at a Taurus's home, touch every possible trinket or gadget in site, especially valuable looking things. You could also mess with their phones or computers at work. Taurus are creatures of habits, so interrupting a daily ritual might cause a flare up! To get under their skin completely, flirt with their significant other. A word of caution, when finally angered this sign with charge like a bull!
Gemini (May 21- June 20)- Gemini Gemini! This signs' evil twin will emerge with a vengeance when provoked properly. When the rare lapse in conversation occurs and you get a chance to speak, prove them wrong with cold hard facts. This sign needs to feel intellectually superior at all times and will become enraged if they are made to feel stupid. Counter their opinions whenever possible, and it hits the hardest when there lack of depth is exposed.
Cancer (June 21- July 22)- Cancers are almost to easy, these types are very emotional and can be worked up easily. Nurturing by nature, cancers give and give and give and in return need to feel appreciated. Be an ingrate and you will see red. If you wanna play dirty and really piss this sign off, talk smack about their family, especially their mothers.
Leo (July 23- Aug 22)- Ignore them. Or to really get a Leo going interrupt them while they're speaking, or steal the spotlight.
Virgo (Aug 23- Sep 22)- Organized, analytical, and obsessive compulsive are some of the finer traits of this sign. To aggravate Virgos you must mess with their minds a little. Switch around furniture or small items and watch the compulsion begin. Don't stick with the plan! This sign is also a perfectionist, so pointing out a flaw in a project they are working on will kill them.
Libra (Sep 23- Oct 22)- Getting Libras to make a decision is like pulling teeth. Forcing this sign to make a concrete decision in a short period of time will work them up into a frenzy. Have them pick a restaurant to take a group to, or have a majority rules questions fall to them for the deciding vote. Also, Libras absolutely hate unfairness. Treat them or one of their friends unfairly and watch the fireworks explode.
Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21)- Be Careful!! This sign will strike back with a vengeance guaranteed. This sign carries a confidence like no other, they know who they are. Challenge that and you will get struck down. Belittle this sign or accuse them are being a fake, or worse a poser for maximum impact. This sign has a god complex, so making them feel below average will incite some serious anger. Lying to them is also extremely effective, but you might get killed that way.
Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21)- One surefire way to anger a Sagittarius is to call them a liar. Try and restrict their freedom and your in for a fight as well. This sign is very independent, so telling them they can't or no works wonders. Send them on the most boring assignments or give them mundane tasks. Point out injustices happening in the world and watch them go off on a emotional rampage.
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)- Capricorns are grumpy to begin with so taking them over the edge is easy. To get their goat slight them out of some money! Shortchanging a cappy will cause them to snap. Bitterly sarcastic, this sign will fight back verbally. Another approach is to embarrass them in front of a higher up, because this sign is obsessed with status and ladder climbing.
Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18)- Cool tempered Aquarius has a high tolerance for annoyances and petty drama, they just don't get involved. There is not much you can do to get under this water sign's skin unless you're willing to kick around some small kittens. It takes a pretty cruel act to get Aquarius worked up; they hate any and all kinds of discrimination. Conformity is one cruelty-free way to irk an Aquarius. These individuals like to fly their freak flag no matter what. Asking a free spirit to cut off their dreads because its in the dress code might cause a rise!
Pisces (Feb 19- Mar 20)- It doesn't take much to upset sensitive Pisces. Because this sign is so in tuned with their feelings, they tend to misinterpret any kind of criticism as a personal attack. Planting a tiny hint of an insult is all its takes to tick off this sign. A simple "something is different about you" will do. Pisces have paranoid streak as well, so keeping them out of the loop about a secret will drive them nuts! Everyone is out to get them.
Warning:
Remember, each sign has a different response to anger. Fire signs will explode in fury, then be hanging out with you again the next day. Water signs will mope around for a while, but get over it if a sincere apology is offered (with the exception of Scorpio, who might never forgive you). Air signs will distance themselves or resort to the silent treatment. Earth signs will not forgive so easily, this sign can hold a grudge for decades depending on the offense.
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